Jervis Tetch/Mad Hatter [VERY WIP]

[Yvette]

JERVIS TETCH

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The Mad Hatter
a very merry unbirthday to you
And won't you think I'm pretty[/size]
name;; Jervis Tetch
nickname;; The Mad Hatter, Tarrant Hightopper
age;; 32
date of birth;; January 27th
gender;; Male
occupation;; Criminal
sexualorienation;; Women. When they’re wearing hats, of course. Otherwise, I probably won’t take so much as a glance.
When I'm standing top the bright lit city[/size]
hair;; My hair is red. It’s rather long, by stupid society’s standards of male hair. It’s often rather messy.
eyes;; Blue. Like Alice’s lovely dress, actually.
height;; 4’8”. Shut up. My hat adds height, anyway.
weight;; 142lbs.
build;; I’m short. I know this. Please scald your tongue off with a nice, hot, cuppa now, thank you. I’m rather skinny, but with my clothing, my body ends up looking a bit rectangle-ish.
piercings;; None.
tattoos;; None.
style;;
One word: hats.
I love hats.
Couldn’t you tell?
Vintage hats, felt hats, beaver pelt hats, top hats, bowler hats, brown hats, green hats, HATS!
My favourite, however, is mine own. That’s why I wear it. Fashioned it myself, actually. A green top hat, with the familiar Mad Hatter’s sizeage, “In this Style, 10/6”. My clothing is green to match, for the most part. A green blazer and pants, often with a green plaid shirt beneath. And, of course, my bowtie. My wonderful, large bowtie.
My clothing choice, some idiots who wouldn’t know the current fashions of Wonderland if it bit them in the wogglehopper people have said, is very poor. Is it my fault if my padded shoulders make me look like a block?
Yes, yes it is.
But the Queen requested it, and so shall it be.
Don’t doubt me.
I heard her.
Ooh, shhh. There she goes again, hollering in my mind…
And I'll take your hand and pick you up[/size]
favorites;;
Hats
Caps
Crowns
Noggin-toppers
Lewis Carroll
Tea
Computers
Those adorable very useful little tea cozies
Frabjous Day
hates;;
The Jabberwok
The Scarecrow
The Batman
Having my hat (or any of those wonderful mind-controlling hats I use) knocked off. Really. How rude.
My height
strengths;;
Mind control
Wonderful taste in fashion
Genius intellect
The voices make very wise decisions...
weaknesses;;
Obsessive-compulsive
Schizophrenia
“Psychotic manic depression”
I simply won’t eat anything without a hat on it. Tea, however…
Those fools at Arkham said I “can’t separate reality and fiction”. Pfft.
quirks/habits;;
-I love hats. Won't catch me not wearing one.
-I have this little habit of stealing children and drugging them...
-And another habit of dressing them up as animals or the characters people from Wonderland.
-I adjust my hat when I'm thinking, sometimes. It just gives my hands something to do.
-I have a habit of rhyming when I'm worried. I'll get started, and just can't stop myself. It's how I cope.
goals/dreams;;
-Own more hats
-Impress her majestey
-Find the perfect Alice
-Decide once and for all how a raven is like a writing desk
overall personality;;
"Jervis is a paranoid schizophrenic...And he's obsessive-compulsive, and highly delusional. He's got an immature self-image, so he identifies more with children than adults. Oh and he's a genius, too."
-Dr. Blakloch of Arkham Asylum
I only agree with the last one.
But, for this section, I suppose I'll just talk about what those doctors observe?
I "imagine" too much. I'm told that I confuse reality with fiction. They just don't know what they're talking about.
I black out. One moment I'll have my tea party, someone will anger me, and the next thing I'm sure of, my lovely china has been smashed to bits. It's not fun.
I'm a hard-worker. Although the doctors even put a negative spin on this. I'll do anything it takes to get what I'm after, so what if someone must die? I've got a well-bred monarch in my mind telling me what to do, anyway: Her majestey, the Red Queen.
And keep you there so you can see[/size]
father;; name {occupation;age}
mother;; name {occupation;age}
siblings;; name {occupation;age}
relatives;; name {occupation;age}
pets;; name {type of animal;age}
hometown;; where they were born
currentlyliving;; where they live now
history;;at least three thick paragraphs
As long as you're alive and care[/size]
name;; Yvette
age;;16
experience;; I'm not sure... Fiiiiive years...? e_e
activity;; Well, hopefully everyday until school starts. Then, hopefully, maybe... Once an evening if I'm lucky? Depends on if I go for a play or not.
whyyoujoined;; I joined as Joker, cause it seemed fun. xD It was a spurr-of-the-moment whim to snag Jervis...
phrase;;Jervis Tetch warns you that pluto is out for revenge.

rp example goes here. remember quality not quanity.

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